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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Etiqueta Siglo XXI

Etiquette for Gay Weddings
  • 1. On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.
  • 2. Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have something bold, something flirty,something trashy, something dirty.
  • 3. It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an open bar during the ceremony.
  • 4. Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating wedding cake because it's all carbs.
  • 5. It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.
  • 6. During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or handheld lasers.
  • 7. For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.
  • 8. The father of the Bottom pays for everything!

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