Gayadas de Caliman13: Inversiones para afrontar la crisis bursatil.

SEPTEMBER 30, 2008.
Investment tips for 2008´s crisis.
Sent by John Fitzke.

To my friends who may want to enrich their stock portfolios!

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in November 2008:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary , Fuller, Grace .
PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker .
3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood
Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild .
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally....

Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

Good Investing!!!!!

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